load('http://idlerpg.no-ip.org/xml.php?player=nullmark'); $level = $doc->getElementsByTagName('level')->item(0)->nodeValue; $class = $doc->getElementsByTagName('class')->item(0)->nodeValue; $ttl = $doc->getElementsByTagName('ttl')->item(0)->nodeValue; if($ttl>3600) { $m = floor($ttl/60); $h = floor($m/60); //$ttl = ''.$h.':'.($m-($h*60)).':'.($ttl-($m*60)).''; $ttl = sprintf('%02d:%02d:%02d', $h, $m-($h*60), $ttl-($m*60)); } else $ttl = "$ttl minutes"; $onl = $doc->getElementsByTagName('online')->item(0)->nodeValue; $idle = $doc->getElementsByTagName('totalidled')->item(0)->nodeValue; $trueneutral = array('g'=>'good', 'e'=>'evil', 'n'=>'neutral'); $align = $trueneutral[$doc->getElementsByTagName('alignment')->item(0)->nodeValue]; return "I'm $name, a level $level $class. I'm $align and I level up in $ttl."; } ?> 2 (call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, function '_idlerpg' not found or invalid function name) in /home/mark/public_html/code/fileHandlerSTXT.php:201
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** Be earthed, feeble greetlings! Our https://events.ccc.de/congress/2013/wiki/Assembly:Doubleoctothorpbuero(Assemblys) Project at !!30c3: a https://github.com/0mark/htcpcp(htcpcp) implementation! - [[Bitte gehen Sie weiter, es gibt hier nichts zu sehen!]] - You might want to see my http://slashhome.unserver.de/(Blörgh) if you like bad puns, stupid political thoughts or very badly drawn comics. You should be able to read German(TM), since it is written using these funny European idiom. - plugin(idlerpg:nullmark) *** Things you should know about For a better web: http://placekitten.com/(placekitten) img:http://placekitten.com/700/204
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