Be earthed, feeble greetlings!

Bitte gehen Sie weiter, es gibt hier nichts zu sehen!

You might want to see my $file Blörgh if you like bad puns, stupid political thoughts or very badly drawn comics. You should be able to read German(TM), since it is written using these funny European idiom.

For a better web: $file placekitten
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